Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Elizabeth the vampire

Dear Diary,
I am now a vampire. I shall not write anymore because now I do not need you because some of the privileges of being a vampire is having a great memory. Maybe one day you'll hear from me, or maybe you won't. I'm very happy and feel great about my new life. At some point from when I started writing I was feeling really hopeless but as the french say "Tout est bien qui fini bien" (Everything is well if it ends well)
Yours Elizabeth Bennet-Darcy
Happily married
Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/gcsebitesize/english_literature/images/pride_wedding.jpg

Darcy the vampire

Dear Diary,
Yesterday Darcy and Bingley came to visit me and Jane and a thing that I have mentioned very briefly before is that Bingley and Jane were going to get married but Darcy ruined the things.However, today Bingley came and after some time her proposed to her and she accepted. OMG I am so happy for them. They make such a cute couple and I'm sure that they will get along just perfectly. And then... you will not believe what happened. Darcy came home and we went on a walk and then we talked about many things and I decided to ask him about Catherine de Bourgh's outgiving. He was a little shocked and asked me what I think about it and I did told him that I think there may be such a thing but I'm not completely sure what he is. And then he told me... HE'S A VAMPIRE!!! Can you believe it? And also Bingley's a vampire and Lady Catherine and all the families mentioned. He actually told me the reason why he and Wickham were such great enemies. Since the beginning of times vampires and werewolves were in a war because they are created in such a way that vampires need to make at least one other person a vampire and every 10 years they need to drink human blood in order to continue living. It's a myth that  they cannot eat anything else. They can eat whatever they like. However, if they do not drink human blood every tenth year they become humans. Whereas werewolves need to do the same however with wolfs blood. And so the two races were fighting because vampires can kill werewolves and vise verse. However, before 500 years there was a peace treaty signed that if one side does not kill creatures from the other, the other won't kill the first one. And Darcy told me that Georgiana has decided that she will not drink human blood so she's turned back into a human and thus when Wickham tried to be with her, he tried to make her a werewolf. This is the reason why Darcy hates him so much.
And after these revelations, Darcy said that that's the reason why he and Bingley felt uncertain about marrying me and Jane. AND HE SAID IT!!! He said that his feelings from  his proposal to that second haven't changed and if mine have and I can accept being a vampire, he will be the happiest creature living in the whole universe if I become his wife. And of course I said yes. Very soon I shall be a vampire and Jane will be one too.
Yours future vampire :P
Quite happy just a few moments after I said YES :)
Source: http://www.myprideandprejudice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Darcy-and-Elizabeth-Darcys-Second-Proposal.jpg

Lady Catherine de Bourgh's visit

Dear Diary,
I'm now apparently becoming famous. Today I was given the "honor" to spent some time with Catherine de Bourgh. She came to our house as bluntly as possible and then started to tell me what to do. We went on a walk outside and then she told me that someone has told her that I'm engaged to Mr. Darcy and stuff like that. I wanted in a way to laugh at the whole situation but was also sad because I actually now think I like him and I was also furious at lady Catherine because she spoke to me as if I were some kind of servant or I don't know what. I was puzzled at some moment but am pretty sure it's just paranoia. Her "ladyship" told me that I wasn't like him. What's that supposed to mean? He's not superior then  me, we are all human. Or maybe we're not. And there's where my paranoia started emerging. What if he too weren't a human? But what could he be? He's not a werewolf for sure because as I have previously said he was at a ball on which Wickham didn't come because there was a full moon and he was going to turn to a werewolf in the middle of the room. Another mystery around me... Except for that all of the other things Lady de Bourgh said are not so important so I think there's no need to write them.
Elizabeth
Photoed by my mom, considering it an honor that I'm with Lady Catherine de Bourgh
Source:http://www.myprideandprejudice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Elizabeth-Bennet-and-Lady-Catherine-Bourgh-played-by-Jennifer-Ehle-and-Barbara-Leigh-Hunt-in-Pride-and-Prejudice-1995.jpg

Mrs Gardiner's responce

Dear Diary,
I did as I was planning- I wrote to my aunt, and now I have received an answer from her. I'm going to quote her biefly " My dear Lizzie, you're not mistaken. Mr Darcy was present at Lydia's wedding and the reason for that was because he organized the whole thing. As you probably know we were going to since it was quite an unexpected event and had to be quickly organized and your parents couldn't come and do it themselves bu then came mister Darcy, saying that Wickham was once a close friend of his and he wants to make the event reality. We tried to stop him, but he didn't take no for an answer so we accepted."How cleverly Darcy has fooled them. They do not even suspect that there's something else apart from their past relations. And also Darcy's so nice, why didn't I accept his offer? I'm such a silly girl sometimes...
Yours forever, Elizabeth
My aunt 

Source: http://reveriesunderthesignofausten.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/mrsgardinerwritesherletterblog.jpg

Jane's letters

Dear Diary,
Today I went to Pemberley with my uncle and aunt and there were Bingley's two sisters, who I must say were acting quite distasteful as they were always making silly commentary for me and my family. What's the matter with them? At first they were really nice to Jane and me and now... Never mind. There's a quite bigger problem. I cannot even express my sorrow, though I must say I'm not quite surprised and frankly speaking if it weren't for the fact that Lydia is my sister and that her acts affect my whole family, I would not care. So here's what happened after I returned from Pemberley:  I was given two letters from my beloved Jane in which she said that Lydia has ran away with Wickham and no one has heard anything from them ever-since. As a whole I think they would make a great couple if Lydia becomes a werewolf- she has never had such great manners. Oh, what am I saying, she's my sister... how can I be so mean to her?! I should be more like Jane and be nice to everyone. What if my poor sister Lydia is really turned into a werewolf?! It would be entirely my fault because I had not warned her!!! And even if he does not turn her into a werewolf, still it would be terrible if he's just using her... What can I do? I have to tell my uncle and aunt. I shall write to you later.
I'm quite worried
Source: http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/misssylviadrake/10851815/196771/196771_320.jpg

Darcy was present at Lydia's wedding

Dear Diary,
Today Lydia and her husband came to visit us, the normal Bennets. She seems to be happy with Wickham. Other than that again a queer thing happened. We went on a walk and during it Lydia mentioned a thing that apparently she wasn't supposed to tell. She said that Mr. Darcy was present at her wedding. What could he do there? So I'm thinking of writing a letter to aunt Gardiner to ask her why he was there.
Write to you soon,
EB
Lydia and Wickham
Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/gcsebitesize/english_literature/images/pride_wickham2.jpg

Lydia the werewolf

Dear Diary,
I'm again really sorry that I haven't written in a while but it's understandable due to the graveness of the whole situation in my family. Thankfully everything turned out to be almost alright. Wickham married Lydia and I guess she's now a werewolf. Omg my sister?! It's unbelievable. But at least he didn't just use her and then leave her alone in the world as a werewolf. She's now part of a pack. Get it? Yeah, it's not funny, I know. It's just that I cannot still believe it. I mean it's like a dream/nightmare from which I would wake up this very second... I mean I least like Lydia from my sisters but still she is my sister and I've suspected that something will go wrong in her life but this is just absurd. At first she goes on a trip with some officers and then she runs away with one of them that turns out to be a werewolf. I am now related to a half-wolf.
Write to you later,
Lizzy
How I imagine Lydia and Wickham
Source: http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh27/DarkBride_photos/halloweenalgoretipper.jpg